Nietzsche Eyeglasses Holder

📐 Size Matters, Not Too Big, Not Too Small: “This Friedrich Nietzsche Eyeglasses Holder hits the sweet spot, measuring in at 3.5 * 4.2 inches. Perfect for those who want their Father’s Day gift to be a breath of fresh air in the realm of typical, boring presents.”

🕶 About the Product: “Crafted from top-tier PLA plastic, this bad boy’s sturdy, lightweight, and sports a design that’d make ol’ Friedrich himself nod in approval. It’s a 3D printed spectacle spectacle. Yep, you heard right. Glasses on a philosopher’s nose. You just can’t make this stuff up.”

🕶 The 3D Advantage: “Why settle for a standard, run-of-the-mill glasses holder when you can get your mitts on this funky, mustached piece of awesomeness? And hey, it’s not just a one-trick pony – it comes in a range of colors that’d make a rainbow feel inadequate. This Father’s Day, say ‘GET OUT’ to dull gifts and embrace the power of 3D printing.”

🎁Gift of the Gods: “Got a dad, a grad, or just a mate who needs a little extra pizzazz in their life? This ain’t just a quirky gift, it’s a beautiful decor. Heck, it’s practically a declaration of war against the ordinary. Gifting this is like saying, ‘I appreciate your refined taste and intellect. Now please put your glasses on Nietzsche’s nose.’ ”

🕶 Time to Make a Choice: “I’m not saying that not buying this epic piece of 3D artistry would be a travesty, but… no, wait, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Look, if you want to miss out on the funkiest, most philosophically-inspired eyeglasses holder on the planet, be my guest. But remember, regret is a cold dish.”
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📝 Note: We want you to have the best experience with our 3D prints, so we’d like to share a few important tips with you:
1: Although stunning, our Mystic & Silk Colours are a bit fragile in detailed & sharp parts.
2: Each Rainbow or Gradient Colored print will be unique.
3: PLA Plastic is heat sensitive. Do not keep the prints in the car under direct sunlight, especially during summer!
4: Remember that small pieces can be a choking hazard if they break off.
5: There may be slight imperfections due to the nature of 3d printing. We quality-check every print before it’s sent out. Smaller parts of 3D-printed objects are fragile; please handle them carefully.
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🕶 Alright, there you have it. A 3D printed Friedrich Nietzsche Eyeglasses Holder. If that doesn’t send you into a philosophical quandary about the very nature of gift-giving, I don’t know what will.

🕶 So quit stalling, stop contemplating the meaning of life, and start appreciating the majesty of a well-crafted mustache. Add this work of art to your cart and take your desk decor to the next level. Remember: it’s not just about having a cool product, it’s about making a statement. Your glasses deserve the best nose, and there ain’t no nose like Nietzsche’s.

We hope you like the 3D Print Friedrich Nietzsche Eyeglasses Holder.
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🤙 If you have any questions or custom prints, don’t hesitate to get in touch with us.